Dr Jekyll

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  Something I Have To Tell The Board

  by ColdRedRain in

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  i got a phone call today from one of my former lovers.

  she told me that she was with a man that was close to death, because he caught hiv and he didn't tell her.

  anyways, i'm about to get tested tomorrow, april 1. pray that i test negative.

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  ...and for my next trick i will attempt a joke about my children having suspected lung cancer
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  Something I Have To Tell The Board

  by ColdRedRain in

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  i got a phone call today from one of my former lovers.

  she told me that she was with a man that was close to death, because he caught hiv and he didn't tell her.

  anyways, i'm about to get tested tomorrow, april 1. pray that i test negative.

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  och the fact he has deliberately avoided answering any of the "is this a joke" replies, the fact he mentioned the date he was getting tested and then went on to give us a little lecture on morality and celebrating worldly holidays all lead me to the conclusion that hes playing a very sick joke on us all.

  HIV infection is not a funny matter!
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  Loud explosions reported at NY WT headquaters. Governing body feared killed

  by Frog in

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  ...if only huh??

  !...sorry bout the sick joke...(hope i don't get into trouble!

  happy april foolsday people!

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  If Only
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  Name all the reasons why you should be "Disfellowshipped" or "Counselled"

  by JH in

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  well, i should be counselled for:.

  posting 10.000 times on this board .

  going to apostofests .

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  Sex before marriage

  Living in sin Drunkeness Debt Collecting

  Visiting Apostate site's

  Bad attitude

  Smoking (but gave up)

  Party Drugs (but gave up) Christmas

  Birthdays Gee i'm bad
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  Is the goatee the new mullet?

  by daystar in

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  when i had very long hair and was debating cutting it all off for the final time, one thing (among others) contributed to my decision to go for it.

  now, i don't think i had a mullet.

  but the sheer fact that someone said that i did, had me saying nononononooo!!.

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  My goatee came off a few months back along with about 5 years. Not having a goatee took years off me.
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  I'm back!!!!

  by RichieRich in

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  hello again from sunny north carolina!!!.

  our state lotto started today, and i won 15 dollars, and only bought 1 $1 card.

  so whoop whoop for gambling.. i was in miami florida last week for the photoshop world conference, but i also got to tour the everglades, where i took some beautiful pictures.

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  Richie,

  That book has the potential to cause a lot of embarrassment for the Org. No doubt some apologist lurker on here will have contacted them by now about your possession of that book and it's contents and what you are doing with it. They'll want it back to avoid any further embarrassment but its too important to our cause to let them get it. Might I recommend you stick it in the post and post it off to someone they can't get at to stop it from falling back into their hands...
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  Computer Demons on JWD

  by unclebruce in

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  g'day apostafolks,.

  i've been unsure whether to trouble the board with this or not.

  anyhow - about an hour ago while waiting for pictures to prime up in the "post one picture that best describes your jw experience so far" thread, i accidently clicked a button on this optical super mouse and had danny haszards photobucket open up before me with all his lovely pictures ripe for the pinching.. has anyone had a similar experience?

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  Were there any filthy pics?
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  An "apostate" walks into a bar......................

  by ButtLight in

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  and recognizes an elder there.

  so he goes up to him and says................(keep the story going)

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  So the apostate said to the elder "Can I have it in writing that this is going to be the Last Memorial please" and the Elder laughed manically (Like they do when they are being EVIL and after JC's when they've made sisters cry)

  "No you bloody can't, its just a ploy to get more bums on seats to boost the figures for memorial attendance. Sister Elderlyandabitdemented started it all off and we let the rumour run but as soon as the memorial is over we'll be hauling her boney arse into the library to DF her for running ahead of Jehoobahs Org and that way we'll save face at next years Memorial"

  The Elder Laughed menacingly once again and fell off his bar stool
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  I'm back!!!!

  by RichieRich in

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  hello again from sunny north carolina!!!.

  our state lotto started today, and i won 15 dollars, and only bought 1 $1 card.

  so whoop whoop for gambling.. i was in miami florida last week for the photoshop world conference, but i also got to tour the everglades, where i took some beautiful pictures.

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  Heres the upsidedown page flipped for nelly and the others

  
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  An "apostate" walks into a bar......................

  by ButtLight in

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  and recognizes an elder there.

  so he goes up to him and says................(keep the story going)

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  And then Godzilla stepped on them all !

  Good thats this stupid thread dead